My name is Leah by the way
I would sell every soul in my family and my first ten children for Louis Tomlinson.
I tend to be mature for my age yet the most perverted person I know. It might be from the hours of smut I've read but who know.
I write sometimes but rarely post anything. If I do then I'm most likely hiding in my room and watching my blog from the corner of my eye.
i really want a harry/5 on twitter im crying
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
Iron Man 3: Post Credits Scene
are you fucking kidding me
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
yeah we just call it “two weeks” or in some cases “fourteen days”
Larry Alphabet - J: Jealousy
just found this old photo today of me and my ex !! It’s a little odd being in the same band with him (I’m in this group with 3 of my school mates, we’re called the White Eskimos aha) but I love him, he’s one of my best mates :) I came up with the name “White Eskimos” btw :) .xx
wait what
WAIT A SEC is that a fake tumblr or
he hasnt posted since 2010 so
when one of you guys meet harry please just scream bluejuggling at him please i just wanna see his reaction
r-z:
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL BUT I SAW IT ON YAHOO NEWS OMG
wait what happened?!
there was like a riot in Vancouver & in the middle of it all this happened
omg vancouver is tumblr famouz
that girl started having like a panic attack and her bf was trying to calm her down
this is what you call love,
i reblog this everytime.
(ok let me explain this with my best english lol)
this happened because the fans of the team called ‘canucks’ lost a game and their fans couldn’t accept it so they started a big chaos in the city. they set cars on fire, robbed and fought against the police and during this big chaos the photographer called ‘richard lam’ filmed everything but didn’t notice what an amazing and unique situation he filmed until his assistan called him and said what a great film he made, he couldn’t believe it and published it immediately. a lot of people said this is a fake and the woman fainted and the man just forced her to kiss him, etc. bullshit until the sister and the mother of the man called the australian news called ‘nine news’ and said thats her son/brother. So, the man is the austrialian scott jones and he just moved to canada, and the woman aka his girlfriend is the canadian alex thomas. someone who saw the couple said what happens, scott didn’t want to leave his girlfriend but the police thought they’re vandals and started beating both with batons (how fucked up is that?) until the girl fell on the ground because they hurt her so much and started crying, so the police stopped. scott just grabbed her on the ground and started kissing her to make her feel better and comfort her.they’re still together.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.
[VIOLENTLY SHOWS YOU AFFECTION]
[VIOLENTLY APPRECIATES YOUR AFFECTION]
[VIOLENTLY HUGS YOU ALL]
i’ll do anything you say if you say it with your hands: a liam and louis masterpost
b/c those fuckers don’t know how to keep their hands (or arms or bodies) to themselves
